X -TIGERICKS!!!

There once was a golfer named Tiger,
Chasing Birdies he always savored.
He hit 13 holes too many,
Now he's losing his penny,
And all it took was a Niner.

Tiger, the world-class putter,
A swinging life was his bread n butter.

Young service dames,
Was his alternate game.

Now he's going nutter.

Other golfers may have wished for his life,
Hoped that they had strokes alike.
But Tiger never told them,
How to play the game.

They are saved but he's in great strife.

Twas the night of Thanksgiving,

From the house he came out a flying.

Chased by his spouse.

She sure had a grouse.
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin for ages,

As the story juicily progresses.
Woman after woman

Are stepping up and a cummin.

A high price to pay as his wages.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika, that's the strory.

From the basement of blues,
The tale was breaking news.
With hostesses and waitresses, so merry.

Art the end of the day his pretext,

Was caught through a blackberry text.
All his cryin' and beggin'

and weepin' and pleadin',

Couldn't get him back to his nest.

Elins gone on big investin'

In a massive mansion in Sweden.
And we heard her exclaim,

from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm receivin'."