Aussie Joke

An Australian tourist visiting Canada was speeding down a road when he
was pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop asked to see his license.
The driver handed over his Australian driver's license.
" Australian?", said the cop.
"You were doing 100 in a 50 zone. Did you come here to DIE?",
he asked.
"No", replied the Aussie.
"I came here yesterdie"!
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The New Zealand accent is even stranger,
I once heard a New Zealander say, "she was wearing a reed dress."
Was this the kind of reed skirt worn by traditional Hawaiian, Maori
and Pacific Islanders?
No, nothing so exciting. He was simply saying,
"She was wearing a red dress" !

November is "Novimber"
I heard a New Zealand woman interviewed on radio. She said, "We do not
have much Sikhs on New Zealand TV."
Sikhs? On New Zealand TV? Why should there be Sikhs on New Zealand TV?
Then I realised what she was saying was,
"We do not have much sex on New Zealand TV" !