Comeback - WARNING A Bit Rude!
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he
had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman
you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would
lift itself."