Friday, December 04, 2009

Comeback - WARNING A Bit Rude!

 A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he
had a hat over his privates.
 A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman
you'd lift your hat."
 He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would
lift itself."