A nice one for Christmas...

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known ….. .
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL