Euthanaisa...

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking
about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I said to her:'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally
dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that
state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping
me alive, I'd much rather die'.
 Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration
towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish,
the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and
then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!
 ....I ALMOST DIED!!!