Wednesday Humour!

An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question,

"Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the
affirmative to the last one, was, "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway:

"Never got caught."

A Clever Girl.

A girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I
live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A.
Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow
hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on
the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for
you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I
hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"