Sri lanka elefant......

This is supposed to be a true transcript of an essay written by a M.P
at the Parliamentarians English Exam (PEE). As many Parliamentarians
failed it, PEE is not done in the Parliament anymore. (Instead there
is a lot of SHIT happening).
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The Sri Lanka Elefant

There is a three Sri Lanka elefants. One is a home elefant. Two is a
val elefant. Three is a UNP party animal. The elefant has 4 leggs.
Elefant has long thrunk hanging between 2 white iworry tasks some have
on both side of hanging thrunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some
bad men rape the val elefant to get iworry and sell for money.
Elefants like to eat banananas, bunns, gnanakathas, like that. It like
to drink milk and toddy two. Like you and other people elefants send
extra food out to the world from the behind of the backside, at the
back. Elefants have tails. This is to move the fly. Some time elefant
is moving tail this way that way but fly is not going out. Elefant
never forgets. One storey I tell you, one day one man pulling elefants
tail hard and run away. You know no, how elefant. 50 years after
pulling tail, man has died. When the dead man is going to the kanatta
our elefant is going near the mini box and lifting his tail, do large
dung and going away - elefant very remember what man did know.

Elefants are vary istrong. It can puss trees. It pusses and pusses and
the tree downfalls. Elefant is conthrolled by manout man. Manout man
is using tall hooker to pull Elefant's ear and he sometimes pulls
Elefant's leg also. But Manout man love Elefant and puts his bananana
in Elefant's mouth if he is good. Zoo elefant can dunce. Zoo Elefant
can dunce and play his own organ. It also can shit on its stool. If
you give money zoo elefant will take you for a ride down garden path.
Elefant is large gift to people of SriLanka. We must look after our
elefant, then we can use elefant to do things on the fields, in the
jungle, in the zoo - also then we can have lots of baby elefants. Then
we can ex-fort elefants to other cunttrees and be povertyless.