Wednesday, November 28, 2007

It's easy when you are old

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife
tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says,
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"