Misunderstanding !

The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a
rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian
community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want
the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your
heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde
with a body that would stop traffic rose from
the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there
has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never
said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends you were
a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared