Some families do have them!

Your Council tax Re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
In our street there is a huge council house.

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce
dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number
plate, but the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is
known for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. We hear that a
shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son's ex-wife,
but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages
except the youngest, who everyone thought was a botty jockey. Two
grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out clubbing. The
family's odd antics are always in the papers.
Quite simply they are out of control. ...........