Fresh Milk!

A friend from city visits his farmer friend who lives in a remote
village. He enjoys the beauty of nature and wants to try his hand at
everything there. He requests to be allowed to milk the cow in the
next morning. Although a bit skeptical, the farmer did not want to
dissapoint his friend. "Remember", he said to his friend. "You must
stop if she resists and let us take over".

Next morning the farmer was surprised to see his friend walking
towards the house beamingly, carrying a heavy bucket. "See", he
shouted happily. "It was not that difficult. She seems to enjoy
milking". Saying that, he placed the bucket under a tree, took out a
cup from his trouser pocket and drank a cup full of milk. "A......h!
What a taste!! You know something? It tastes entirely different to the
milk available in super markets"

"Of course it does," says the farmer. "Cow was moved to the other
corner of the farm last evening. It seems that you have milked the
bull"