Indian n American

An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American
neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him
welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard
chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he
thought to himself.

Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went
home.Thenext day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man
again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man
urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he
thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the
next day, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his
gate,he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big
fat butt.

Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man."I'm
sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled at the Indian .

The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are
mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in
order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk,
and listen to bullshit.