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A Japanese doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a
kidney out of one man, put it in another,
and have him out looking for work in six
weeks."

A German doctor says,
"That is nothing. We can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another,
and have him out looking for work in four
weeks."

A British doctor says,
"In my country medicine is so advanced we
can take
half a heart out of one person, put it in
another,
and have both of them out
looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone,
interjected,
"You guys are way behind. We are about to
take a woman with no brains,
send her to Washington where she will become
President, and then half
the country will be out looking for work in
one week."