XXX - Hurricane Shameka:

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained
that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She
would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as
Shameka, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like
the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can
understand.

I can hear it now...A weatherman from the Miami Hurricane Center will
be saying......

"Wazzup, Mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo'
chirren, yo' Ho, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest guv'ment
office fo yo FREE shit!"