Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see Accountants on
my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside
is numbered." The second surgeon, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but
you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think Librarians
are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over." But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut
them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains,
and no spine; and the head and the ass are interchangeable."