THE CLINTONS

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out
that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of
her first run for President, and as Senator of New York this has
happened to her.

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts
screaming; 'How could you have let this happen? With all that's going
on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't
believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all
your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?'
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again,
'Did you hear me?'

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible
whisper, he says, 'Who is this?'