If this doesn't get you angry Nothing will
A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looked at her son and replied, "Son, this shows your
friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mother and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looked at his son in surprise and said
Son, all household appliances come in white."