Is this you yet ?

Recently, A woman was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my flower tubs.
As I turn on the hose I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
I go to get the car keys from the porch and then notice mail on the
porch table.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the bin under the
table, and notice that the bin is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table andtake out the rubbish first.
But then I think, I can run down to the post-box when I take out the
rubbish, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only 1 cheque left.
My extra cheques are in the computer desk, so I go inside the house to
my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. > >
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke
aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. > > The Coke is
getting warm, and I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
window ledge catches my eye - they need water.
I put the Coke on the window ledge and discover my reading glasses
that I've been searching for aall morning. I decide I better put them
back on my computer desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the window ledge, fill a container with
water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone has left it on the
kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I
decide to put it back in the living room where it belongs, but first
I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but some spills on the floor. > >
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up
the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
- The tubs aren't watered;
- The car isn't washed;
- The bills aren't paid;
- There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the window ledge ;
- The flowers don't have enough water;
- There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book;
- I can't find the remote;
- I can't find my glasses;
- I have absolutely NO idea what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to work out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm
really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for
it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know , because I
don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh --

if this isn't you yet, your day is coming