Fall Classes for Women
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 29, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, AND TO AVOID EXCESS DISCUSSIONS, CLASS SIZES WILL
BE LIMITED TO 5 PERSONS, MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Class 1
How To Park the Car in the Garage --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
Lets be seated in the Loo --- Does It wet itsef?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Buying things you never need? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Reversing the Car!
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
When to stop talking?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM ..
Class 6
Gossip: The bane of society
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM .
Class 7
The Neighbors car is bigger:
So what?
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
She told me not to tell you, but......I know you wont tell anyone
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real women dont exist --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Changing channels on the remote is NOT a disease
Learn to Live with it
4 weeks, Saturday noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Wife and Secretary.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How not to traverse through all the corridors in the supermarket just
to get a tube of toothpaste
Practical Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7 :00 PM ..
Class 13
How to be happy and keep your husband?
. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Grass is NOT greener on the other side!
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.
