Great Words from Great People on Marriage-some oldies

Every man should get married some time;
After all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!

--Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money;
You can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

Men have a better time than women;
For one thing, they marry later;
For another thing, they die earlier.

-H. L. Mencken

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife.

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then, the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled,
"No, jump in."

--Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says,
"the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs....."

--Anonymous

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the
front door,
Who do you let in first?
The dog of course... At least he'll shut up after you let him in!

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
'Why did you have to die?
Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said,
"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom
do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
"My wife's first husband."

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But ,she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then, smiled
" It really works! "