Contractor

Three contractors . . . One from India, another from Germany and the
third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A
senior White House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he
says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials,
$400 for labour and $100 profit for me."

The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for
my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans
over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we
hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the contract........................!!