Best joke of the year in Australia:
Those Aussies are a little coarse sometimes.......
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His wife is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that that's
a sheep, you idiot".
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."