Avian Amusements.

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With it's sparrow-chute!

Q: What's the craziest bird?
A: The Cuckoo.

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody Wood Pickle!

Q: What's the adult film industry's most common bird?
A: The Swallow.

Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!

Q: Which bird is a member of the Hair Club for Men?
A: The Bald Eagle.

Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A: A Macaw!

Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?
A: A mynah bird!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!