A GAELIC STORY FROM IRELAND
An Irishman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a
pool with his hand.
The Irishman shouts 'Ná ol an t-uisce, ta sé lán de chac bo' (Don't
drink the water, it's full of cowshit.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English mate. Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Irishman shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'