New Orleans Laughs......................

Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the
New Orleans disaster - The blame is being put on a Muslim suicide
plumber.

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President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for
the victims of New Orleans ; however Katrina and the Waves have been told
to Piss off.

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Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He
expects a record number of floats this year on Main St!

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5 black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating
today under a pier in New Orleans, DNA tests later identified them as
The Drifters. Rumour has it they where under the boardwalk down by the
sea

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Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it begins
"There was a house in New Orleans"

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Hurricane Katrina, typical female! When she came she was warm wild and
wet. When she left she took the car and the house and contents with her.

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Two planeloads of volunteers left Liverpool airport today bound for New
Orleans to assist with the looting.