Work!

 I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving
early.   — Charles Lamb

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves,

some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.   — Sam Ewing

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?   — Edgar Bergen

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner

and a loser at the same time.   — Demetri Martin

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're
finished.   — Leslie Nielsen

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss

and work twelve hours a day.  — Robert Frost

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way
down.   — Jimmy Durante

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like

asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.     — Christopher Hampton

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's
work.   — Steve Martin

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job

still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious
vocational error.   — Dennis Miller

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.   — Oscar Wilde

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest
willing to let them.   — Robert Frost

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a
rat.  — Lily Tomlin

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people
worry than work.  — Robert Frost

The first sign of a nervous breakdown is

when you start thinking your work is terribly important.   — Milo Bloom

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

 If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.  — Dennis Miller

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in
the morning,

and doesn't stop until you get to the office.  — Robert Frost