Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Some things you just can't explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man
comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got
the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the
bucket. Some things you just can't  explain.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got
the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the
bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the
right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the
bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her
tail. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and
tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my
wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.