TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US

Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath.  She puts her foot in and
pauses....She yells to the other sisters, "Was I
getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know.
I'll come up and see."  She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I  going
up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen
table having tea and listening to her sisters.  She shakes her head and
says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."  She then
yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the
door."
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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell
phone and reported that her car has been broken into.  She is hysterical
as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:  "They've stolen the
stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she
cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm...  An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard...."  He says, "She got in the back-seat by mistake..."

                                      ROMANCE

An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and
wanted to talk.  She said:  "You used to hold my hand when we were
courting.."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for
a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said:  "Then you
 used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave
her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said:  "Then you
used to bite my Neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and
got out of bed.

 "Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth," he replied

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Please!!!!  TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!!