Book Report

Students at a local WA state school were  assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My  Life' by Bill  Clinton.

 One student turned in the following  book report,
 With  the proposition that they were nearly identical  stories!

 His cool professor gave him an A+  for this report.

 Titanic:... Cost -  $29.99
 Clinton   :..... Cost - $29.99

 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to  read
 Clinton   :... Over 3 hours to read

 Titanic:..... The story of Jack and  Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent  catastrophe.
 Clinton  :... The story of  Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent  catastrophe.

 Titanic:.... Jack is a starving  artist.
 Clinton   :...... Bill is a bullshit artist.

 Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack  enjoys a good cigar.
 Clinton  :.... Ditto for  Bill.

 Titanic:..... During the ordeal,  Rose's dress gets ruined.
 Clinton  :.... Ditto for  Monica.

 Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to  spit.
 Clinton   :... Let's not go there.

 Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her  jewellery.
 Clinton   :... Monica' s forced to return her  gifts.

 Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack  for the rest of her life.
 Clinton  :......     Clinton  doesn't remember Monica.

 Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a  vessel full of seamen.
 Clinton  :...... Monica...  Ooh, let's not go there, either.

 Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an  icy death.
 Clinton   :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same  thing