You know the economy is bad when .....................

Just to make you laugh for the day.

The economy is so bad . . .
that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad . . .
I ordered a burger at McDonalds
and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad . . .
that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad . . .
if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad . . .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad . . .
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad . . .
parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies
and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad . . .
a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

The economy is so bad . . .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad . . .
people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The economy is so bad . . .
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad . . .
the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad . . .
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.