Monday, November 23, 2009

Dear Abby - a golden oldie

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

Dear Abby,  A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.  Dear
Abby,  What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
Violence on my VCR?


Dear Abby,  I have a man I can't trust.  He cheats so much, I'm not
even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby,  I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been
on the pill for two years.  It's getting expensive and I think my
boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough
to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby,  I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around,
and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said
it would never happen again.


Dear Abby,  Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby,  I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now
how do I get out?


Dear Abby,  My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years.  He must be crazy.


Dear Abby,  I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know
he drank until one night he came home sober.


Dear Abby,  My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going
through mental pause.


Dear Abby,  You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
sex to send him to a doctor.  Well, my husband lost all interest in
sex and he is a doctor.  Now what do Ido?

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in
her mid twenties.
These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go
into or leave their apartment.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?