XXX- naughty ones

Ladies hostel caught fire...it took 1 hour to bring the fire undercontrol......and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend, what will be the first thought to come in your mind? Husband:.....that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
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Nobody is ever satisfied..........Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!
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Lady : "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"; Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child.. The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine"; The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out the pepsi belongs to me...not to the machine!!!"
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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, If I can find a Phone"!
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Definition of a Gynaecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?" "Of course honey,I stayed awake with all the others!"