Saturday, June 29, 2013

XXX Keeping warm the Irish way

An Irish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blistery day, the daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
cold."The mother replied,"'Put them between your legs and your body heat
will warm them up''The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.The next day
the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing
cold.''The girl replied, "'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my
body will warm them up."He did and warmed his hands.The following day the
boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is
cold."The girl replied "'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will
warm it up.''He did and warmed his nose.The day after the boyfriend was
again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen
solid.''The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
again, and she asks her mother, " Have you ever heard of a penis?''Concerned
the mother said, "Why yes...... why do you ask?''The daughter replies,(This
is classic!)..............''They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they!"?