XXX Blind and deaf date

A boy and a girl agree to go on a date. The boy arrives at her house with a
bunch of flowers. To his surprise, she answers the door in a small towel
showing most of her beautiful feminine assets. 'I'm sorry' she exclaims,
'I'm running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my
parents who will entertain you while I finish dressing. should warn you
though, they're both deaf mutes." With this, she ushers him into the
living room, introduces him to her parents and disappears.
This is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely
silent. Dad is watching football on TV and Mum is busy knitting. After
about 10 minutes of silence, Mum jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt,
pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her backside. Just
as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch
and takes her from behind. He then sits back in his chair & balances a
match stick in front of his eye.
The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the boy is shocked into
disbelief. After 10 minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and ready
for the evening. The date is a complete disaster. The boy is totally
pre-occupied by the antics of the girl's Parents. At the end of the date,
sensing something is seriously wrong, the girl asks the boy, "What's the
matter? What have I done wrong?"
"No, it's not you", he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing
happened whilst I was waiting for you and I'm still shocked. Well, first
your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her
panties and throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that ain't
enough, your father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does
her from behind. He then sits back and places a match stick by his eye".
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The boy can't believe her casual
response.
"Mum was simply saying 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?', and
Dad was replying 'No f *ck him, I'm watching the match!"