X Confucius Says ...

Confucius Say:
It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say:
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ... A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you
do not want

Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.