XX Adult humour.

To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in
between them.

If outer one breaks, she will know'
if inner one breaks, you will know!
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A Survey Report: 65% of all women carry condoms.
The other 35% carry babies.


A Guy picks up a girl for the date, and on seeing her, asks:
Why are you wearing your belt around the knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
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Thought for the day:
In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a
traveller.
The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
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Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen.
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A Greek & an Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
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Marsha completed four weeks of dental restoration with the dentist.
She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her
dentist and she was going to propose to him. Her friend said, "You're
beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist
THE man for you?" "Because," explained Marsha, "he is the first man
that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'."
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Q: Why does a prostitute need a triangle coffin?
A: Because everytime her head hits a pillow, the legs spread!
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Jhony: Did you have a chance to sleep with my wife yet?
Leon: What are you saying. I would never even think about such things.
Jhony: Well. You might want to. She is much better, than yours.
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Jeena: Do you watch your husband's face during sex?
Sheena: I did once & saw anger.
Jeena: Why?
Sheena: Because he was watching from the window.