Little Johnny strikes again.

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, My family went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny
before. She finally
decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she
called on him for his offering.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Noreen has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.............