A look back at 2012 - SOME NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT - BUT WHAT THE HELL

No offence intended to any sensitive flowers!

A look back at 2012 - SOME NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT - BUT WHAT THE HELL
To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,
Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small
jugs.

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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after
they tested positive for WD40.

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................. archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year's
riots.... Your one-year manufacturer's warranty runs out soon ….

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"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY" and
with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
brothel!!!

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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
They're both in hospital - one's in a korma… the other's got a dodgy
tikka!

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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver,
bronze, copper, lead and anything else they could get their hands on.