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XX Her First Date ...

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you enjoy it.
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman had ever had.
The winner described her worst first date and there was absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...
Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had taken her skiing in the
mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.!!
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started.
In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to flagpoles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her exposed flesh from the icy metal..
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the
extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about' what's taking so long' with a
reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down.
Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'.

Jay Leno's comment . . .
'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh and how did the first date turn out?
He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart,
then you are just a sour old fart!