Fwd: Five Homely Truths.

Five Homely Truths.

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy
is grown up when he starts removing it!!

2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but we never
realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes!

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having
a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!

4. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was
wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband!!!

5. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Kingfisher,
Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but
will grab whatever is available...