Fwd: FW: Laughter for 2015 ...

Nothing like a good laugh in these changing times!


Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today .Â
Husband : First make it, we will name it laterÂ


A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting


A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......


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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are
not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking
tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"




Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and
wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)


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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was
served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.




Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"