Inspiring, Funny and Stupid Quotes from Famous People
People love quoting famous people. Whether the celebrity in question
is a genius or not,
We've collected quotes from presidents, movie stars, philosophers,
athletes, and even Paris Hilton on everybody's favorite topic: Money.
"For I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love." -
The Beatles
"Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other
five without it." - William Somerset Maugham
"Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you
cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel
libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans
themselves." - Albert Einstein
"Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be
miserable in comfort." - Helen Gurley Brown
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." - Woody Allen
"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason
"What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have
amounts to much more." - Seneca
"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the
people He gives it to." - Dorothy Parker
"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result
happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty
pound ought and six, result misery." - Charles Dickens
"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." -
Errol Flynn
"If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." -
Benjamin Franklin
"Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but
everybody does something about it." - Rebecca Johnson
"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw
"The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last." - Evan Esar
"What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When we
do what we are meant to do, money comes to us, doors open for us, we
feel useful, and the work we do feels like play to us." - Julia
Cameron
"Money is usually attracted, not pursued." - Jim Rohn
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in
your pocket." - Kin Hubbard
"Money will come when you are doing the right thing." - Mike Phillips
"The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world
in which it is overestimated." - H. L. Mencken
"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life
you aren't allowed to be normal." - Johnny Depp
"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and
wealth have both failed." - Kin Hubbard
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you
don't need it." - Bob Hope
"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not
to have any." - Katharine Whitehorn
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it
finally disappears." - Robert W. Sarnoff
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they
don't want, to impress people they don't like." - Will Smith
"Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep
score. The real excitement is playing the game." - Donald Trump
"You don't have to die in order to make a living." - Lynn Johnston
"I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money." - David Lee Roth
"Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who
withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man."
- Kahlil Gibran
"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked
what is the root of all money?" - Ayn Rand
"Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire
lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No
Pockets." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all
respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner
"The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living
one degree below your means." - Sir Henry Taylor
"Money is the best deodorant." - Elizabeth Taylor
"Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will
not replace you as the driver." - Ayn Rand
"I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to
play with." - Rodney Dangerfield
"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." -
Jonathan Swift
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of
imagination." - Oscar Wilde
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra
"Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil." - Henry Fielding
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in
life; now that I am old I know that it is." - Oscar Wilde
"Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has,
the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one." -
Benjamin Franklin
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing
nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx
"The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money." -
Thomas Jefferson
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest
people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
"Money often costs too much." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its
tail" - Richard Friedman
"Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the
end of it, and others do just the same with their time." - Johann
Wolfgang von Goethe
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments." - Earl Wilson
"Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your
money and I'll tell you what they are." - James W. Frick
"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you
a fortune." - Jim Rohn
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys." - James Goldsmith
"Money is the barometer of a society's virtue." - Ayn Rand
"It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's
good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't
lost the things that money can't buy." - George Lorimer
