Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Fwd: Fw: observation [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED]

Two people, Abd-al-Rahman and Abd-al-Rashid moved to New York where
they made friends with a Frenchman named Jean-Paul.

They used to go all over the city with him when suddenly one day . . .
Jean-Paul disappeared.

The two went to the police and lodged a complaint.

The police asked them if they could give some vital clues about
Jean-Paul that would help find him.

Abd-al-Rahman says . . . "Jean-Paul was handsome and tall"
Police said . .. . "Most Frenchmen are like that . . . Give us
something specific."

Abd-al-Rashid says . . . "Jean-Paul had blue eyes and was very fair"
Police say . . . "C'mon guys, lots of Frenchmen
have blue eyes and fair hair, tell us something specific"

Abd-al-Rahman and Abd-al-Rashid. . . "Oh yes, now we remember!
Jean-Paul had two holes in his ass !!!"

The Policemen get really interested . . . "Now that's something very
specific - but tell us, how do you know this ?? Have you guys seen
it?"

Abd-al-Rahman and Abd-al-Rashid: "No we haven't actually seen the
holes, but wherever we went with Jean-Paul, everyone used to say: "

"Here comes Jean-Paul with the TWO assholes."