XX - Cruise

We were just wondering when these jokes would arrive...

Here they are!

With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who
contemplate a cruise in the Med.

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?
On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?
Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?
Follow the captain

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he
knew where he was going
He replied, "off course."

# So, the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
That's more than can be said for his ship.

# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises.
Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken
cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing -
The bottoms dropped out of both.