New Secretary
John: Your secretary is very sexy...!
Tom: Thanks! It's a robot actually,named " Monica "
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & If you squeeze
her left breast, she types letters !
I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions...
Next day.............John called Tom from hospital & shouted:
You bastard ! You didn't tell me that the HOLE ''' between Monica's
legs is a pencil sharpener............!