Dorace & Jackie

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench
outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The
short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never
have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak
through that stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely
naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of
the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the
smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering,
clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'