X-DON'T EAT CHICKEN

A  little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
that they both brought chicken  sandwiches every day!  This went on
all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that
her
sandwich wasn't a chicken  sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'

'Why?' he asked.
She  pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little
Feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she pulled up her  skirt.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are!  Better  not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter.  He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'  She asked
if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said  'Oh, my God,  it's too late for you! You've already got the
NECK and GIZZARDS!!!