Frozen crabs
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took
the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised
her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ...so she took
them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think