THE WEDDING RING -True Story

From Houston Medical Center .

A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found

the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used

petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

Now you decide what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.