X - Off color story

       After attending a party for his boss,
       the life of the party was nursing a
       King-size hangover and asked his
       wife, "what in the hell happened
       last night?"
       "As usual. you made an ass of yourself
        in front of your boss", replied the
        wife.
        "Piss on him" answered the husband.
        "You did" said the wife. "and he
        Fired you"
         "Well screw him" said the husband
         "I did , and you go back to work
         today"